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Feel free to make contact by whichever method suits you best at the time, I'll be happy - if you're happy!
For any genuine friends or family, please feel free to drop me a line (or two!) Others need to understand that I will pursue anyone (Human or Bot) that sends unsolicited email or spam!
For each individual instance – a standard charge of £349 will be payable, plus any additional fee, legal or other expense incurred in tracking you down.
Trust me, you will pay - one way or the other, you have been warned!
